Our pal Derrick sent this story to us. NOT HORRIBLE-LOOKING teacher’s assistant is involved in a topless police chase.
“ Every time I read about a teacher sex scandal I weep as I remember the wrinkled-up bags of bones that I had all throughout school, none of whom had been remotely attractive since the 1940′s and a little part of me dies…..” -Derrick Guynn

Story from the Gainesville Sun:

35-year-old Mandy Ramsey was topless and speeding on County Road 318 in Marion County on Saturday, The Gainesville Sun reports, when an officer tried to pull her over.

Apparently hit with the realization that getting pulled over while partially nude wasn’t the best way to spend a Saturday, Ramsey tried to flee.

She weaved her way through a neighborhood, blew through a stop sign and eventually hit an oak tree before trying to stash her mangled car behind a mobile home.

When they caught Ramsey soon after, she admitted she didn’t stop because she was topless and “on her way to surprise her boyfriend,” the Sun reports.

Ramsey faces one count of fleeing a law enforcement officer and was held Saturday on $5,000 bond.