Craigslist “Casual Encounters” Responses

By April 25, 2011Featured, General

This past weekend, Hammer and Nigel producer Brad “B.S” Shoemaker celebrated his birthday. Without him knowing, Hammer and Nigel posted his birthday invite on the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist. The message is below…..

“Sexual Napalm – m4w – 33 (Indianapolis)

Date: 2011-04-22, 12:04PM EDT
Reply to:

 That is what I have been called. I am an athletic built local celebrity. Some people know me from the radio. You will know me as the guy with the oral skills. Looking for some filthy, saliva-filled fun for my birthday. Something that may make German and Japanese woman disgusted. Ideal partner is anyone with a vagina. I am desperate. I don’t care if you are homeless or have AIDS….Just show up and be satisfied.

If this sounds like you, help make my birthday one to remember and swing by the ALE EMPORIUM Saturday at or around 9-midnight-ish. I’ll be there….will you?

PS/My junk is the size of a Toyota”
This ad generated some interesting responses and interesting guests for his birthday party. See the responses below:


-Wow, seriously? That was an amazing ad. I have long, blond hair that I wear up because when it’s down I look like a 16 y/o. Your height isn’t important. I think that we’re all the same height in bed. I’m hwp for 5’7″. I really like mixing food and sex. Especially (not-too) hot fudge and whipped cream where you star in a banana split. So, that’s it for now, I guess. Have a lovely day!

-What’s up, local celebrity downtown looking to suck some big d*ck at my place. Gay and discreet and only suck on straight big d*cks. Socialite/model downtown and on the northside. Come over, get sucked off and leave happy. Love cum, nuts, and big c*ck to devour
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
-How are you ? I am Mary, 27, could you tell me more about you ?
-Hello. Meet in Indianapolis?
-My dear, Wanna see my images? I am near Indianapolis as well !

What would you like to do?

– If interested send reply& pic
 We can keep up with our friendship in between, but for the most part I want to have a secret love with your beard

http://indianapolis. html

-Chil in my arms and melt in my mouth. See you on Saturday

-Some consider me to be quiet, genuine but I can be pretty wild but Im
really down to earth too. I am a 27 year old light skinned mixed female;
Honestly i just want some fun! We could be just friends orhave a little fling its whatever.  I am fun outgoing and silly. I will try almost anything once. Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

Brad Shoemaker

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