Born in Anderson, Indiana, Tommy Tremaine is a friend of the Hammer and Nigel Show and is the official staff writer. He is an inspiring comedian and is almost legally retarded.

Tommy writes a weekly blog and we post it without correcting the spelling and/or grammar….ENJOY!

HAMMER AND NIGEL NOTE: The bizarre thoughts and views of Tommy do NOT reflect the views of Hammer and Nigel.

Love

my thoughts of love sometimes its hard to find someone that would love you take care of you fuck you every now and then hell even a little sucky sucky wouldnt even hurt that would be a major bonus but with love comes pain couse the next time cupid shoots me in the ass one more time with his god damn arrow im going to take that bow and wrap it around his neck my ass looks like fucking swiss chesses im mean really now really everytime i take a shit it looks like its comming out of the meat grinder