DAMMIT, HAMMER!
Did we mention that Jason Alan Hammer is BG alumni? This was “BREAKING NEWS” from the WRTV 6 app…. (BTW, we love the porn updates are considered “Breaking News.”)
F*CK YEAH! COOL RANCH TACO IS COMING!
HOLY F*CKING SH*T! HELL F*CKING YES! Taco Bell CEO has announced that the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos is coming soon! Speaking with CBS This Morning, um, this morning, Taco Bell CEO Greg Creed confirmed that the highly anticipated follow up to the company’s uber-successful Nacho Cheese-flavored Doritos Locos Taco would be rolled out very soon. Doritos Locos Tacos isn’t just a popular menu item — it’s Taco Bell’s most [...]
DENVER TV STATION "ACCIDENTALLY" AIRS FAKE BOOK PHOTO
The ABC station in Denver was doing a story about the David Petraeus book titled “ALL IN” that was written by his mistress. However, when the 7NEWS reporter went on the Internet to get an image of the book cover, the reporter mistakenly grabbed a Photoshopped image that said, “All Up In My Snatch.”
NESTLE CHOCOLATE MILK RECALL
Soooo, let me get this straight. Weed is now legal in some states but chocolate milk will hurt you? Nestle is recalling canisters of its Nesquik Chocolate Powder due to a Salmonella risk. Nestle’s recall affects 10.9-ounce, 21.8-ounce and 40.7-ounce canisters of the chocolate powder with a best-by date of October 2014. The move came after a supplier, Omya Inc., told Nestle it is recalling certain lots of its ingredient, [...]
AWESOME T-SHIRT ON WTHR-13's "BREAKING NEWS"
Wednesday Night, WTHR-13 had BREAKING NEWS to open their newscast. It was a bout a bomb issue downtown. However, the real story was the AWESOME shirt that the kid in the background had on. “DANGER: GIANT PENIS” made it onto the broadcast. AWESOME!
Eva Pilgrim Taking Her Brownies to Philly
This makes us sad. Friend of the show Eva Pilgrim from FOX 59 is leaving for a job in Philadelphia. We will miss Eva and her brownies. We wish we could have put her brownies in our mouths! All joking aside, Eva is awesome. She even got Bob Donaldson to do a “Burt Reynolds” shout-out for us. (SEE LINK BELOW) http://hammerandnigel.com/general/fox-59-gives-us-a-burt-reynolds-shout-out/ We wish Eva the best. Philly [...]
REPORTS: CHUCK PAGANO HAS LEUKEMIA. OUT FOR "SEVERAL GAMES"
The Indianapolis Star broke the story that Colts head coach Chuck Pagano was going to miss “SEVERAL GAMES” due to an illness. Other media outlets have confirmed it’s a treatable form of leukemia. Thoughts and prayers with Coach Pagano as he battles the illness. Bruce Arians will serve as head coach.
FOX NEWS INTERVIEW WITH "ROMNEY SUPPORTER"
This may be the most awkward thing you see all day. Enjoy!
Earl Jones, 92, American Badass
When faced with 3 burglaries of his home in a 12 day stretch, former WWII vet Earl Jones, 92, of Kentucky decided enough was enough. He didn’t wait around to become a victim again. He decided to take action. I’m a military man — I ain’t going to dial somebody and have to wait for an hour while the guy shoots me in the face and is gone…time is of [...]
Big Day for Friends of the Show
Lisa Mason Lee is now the new face of MyNDY TV. She beat out a group of competitors to make the top 5. Came on the Hammer and Nigel Show and then surged to the top by being declared the face of MyNDY today. Did we have something to do with it?… yeah we didn’t think so either. She has the talent, the brains, and definitely the looks. So watch [...]